we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
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Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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