How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
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One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
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He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!