This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
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Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?