Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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