Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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