Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
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It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
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I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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