Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
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I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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