I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
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Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
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Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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