haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
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It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
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I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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