I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
