I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Randomize
