I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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