I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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