Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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