shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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