MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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