Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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