Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
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I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
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She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
There are leaves in my underwear?
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