All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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