Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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