guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
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Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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