i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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