Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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