The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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