I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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