i really wish james franco would like my vagina
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
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i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
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It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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