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I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
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And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
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Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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