And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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