would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
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you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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