how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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