id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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