New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
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Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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