my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I forget how to act sober
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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