Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
