There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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