guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize