Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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