have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
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It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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