OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
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Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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