everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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