suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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