What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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