Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
What did we do last night that was yellow?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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