piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
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You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
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Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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