so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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