Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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