My friends, they love my intelligence
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I think your dad took our porno
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Dicks are not precious.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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