I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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