Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
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if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
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Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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