yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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