her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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