Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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