Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
It's Friday. Sex?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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