I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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