did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
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In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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