You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
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there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
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He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Your penis caused this!
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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