so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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