she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
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Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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